Bluto

Bluto is an uncommon hybrid strain that'll have you saying "I yam what I yam" after just a few puffs. This strain's origins are as mysterious as the cartoon villain's next scheme to win Olive Oyl's heart. No one knows who first bred this strain, nor are its parent strains confirmed, although if the name suggests anything, it's likely a cross between Blueberry and Pluto (not the spinach hating nemesis who originated from Chester, Illinois — the hometown of Popeye's creator, E.C. Segar). If this lineage holds true, Gelato #33, Triangle Kush, and Thai are all notable grandparent strains in this sailor smacking genetic lineup. Consumer feedback on this hybrid is as rare as Popeye turning down a can of spinach, highlighting just how uncommon it is to encounter. When you do find it, expect this strain to deliver strong notes of blueberries with noticeable hints of lemon, candy, and sour citrus—often with a touch of bubblegum that'll have you saying "well, blow me down!" The effects reportedly pack a punch that would make even the cartoon bully jealous, hitting more like an indica than a hybrid. It starts with feelings of elation before slowly building into a state of euphoric, couch locked bliss that'll have you anchored like Popeye's ship in harbor. Bluto is the only green vegetable you need.